March 2012
how difficult is it for a woman to have tits and want followers and resist temptation?
it’s like having the helen keller card in apples to apples but knowing you’ll be deemed as trashy for the rest of your life if you play it.
the internet needs to stop using the “x told a better love story than twilight” because goddammit it’s not that impressive.
my room mate just asked how many followers I have on tumblr and I dodged the question because the answer would lead to him asking why I have so many the fact that no one has asked me that question yet has kept the universe intact.
Asking that question is like dividing by zero.
The rules of the internet:
Stop fucking talking; you’re stupid and you’ll always be stupid and no matter how many intellectual bases you try to cover when you talk you will never not be a fucking idiot stop it.
you know that there are people who give something up for lent permanently every year? Something meanigful too, or else it apparently doesn’t count. Imagine living a life where every year you need to give up something you love and living to be like fucking 80. At what point do you run out of things?
February 2012
“You’re like my rock… but I take you for granite.”
– I’m the smoothest talker.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
“It’s not facebook stalking; it’s facebook reminiscing.”
– Mathew Cheesman, fellow gamestop refugee who’s fond of ex-girlfriends.
people are still reblogging this post and are still not understanding that:
a fictional universe is not an invention
you have ten seconds, composing a list takes more time than that and you’re letting the chauvinistic flower win.
stop it.
stand-up character idea: guy who seriously doesn’t get what the deal is with airline food.
wat.
Okay I’ve been living in Orlando for the past week now. I moved in last Monday. I have officially relocated. I haven’t been able to use my computer because I left the charger at home but here’s a long-overdue update.
Remember when I said I was going to work at Disney? Yeah that’s happening now. I am officially a “Cast Member” because we don’t have...
Still alive.
So since I’m an idiot, I left my laptop charger at home when I left for Orlando. I’m getting a new one today so I can update you all on what’s going on. Don’t touch that dial.
Might have just pooped my pants in an airport terminal will keep you posted.
tomorrow I will spending the night in Atlantic city and the following morning at the asscrack of dawn I’ll be on a a plane to Orlando.
Hooters.
Girlfriend, two of her lady-housemates, and I went to hooters. It was an adventure. We walked in and things started going wrong right away. Horribly wrong. Wrong in the form of sixteen year-old girls working at a fucking hooters. I anticipated having to awkwardly avoid staring at the waitresses but it didn’t have anything to do with not wanting to get arrested at the time. Our waitress was...
I am leaving for Disney in 4 days.
I wish I had more time here.
That is all.
dat Mass Effect 3 demo
Day 2: What game would you consider to be your...
Majora’s Mask. All day. Err day. I like it the most because reasons:
Clock town is the most fully and beautifully characterized setting the series has ever seen.
The transformation masks were just awesome. While other games in the series focus almost exclusively on finding weapons and equipment in dungeons, the masks added a new layer of depth that I don’t think any of the other...
can we have a female pop star that isn’t trying to emulate lady gaga?
no?
just thought I’d ask.
Day 1: When was your first time playing The Legend...
I’ve been over this before but my first Zelda game, and my first game period, was Link to the past. It was my gateway drug to both the franchise and to gaming as a whole. Considering I started and finished it before I could read, I had my brother help me through most of it. So I’m not sure what exactly happened. I recently started playing it again all by myself and therefore have a...
Fuck Yeah Link: BRAND NEW 30-DAY THE LEGEND OF... →
fuckyeahlink:
SURPRISE!
Created by: Farore
Day 1: When was your first time playing The Legend of Zelda, what game was it, and how was your experience? Day 2: What game would you consider to be your favorite, why? When did you first play this game? Day 3: Which game do you think has the best…
Doing it.
A report, master.
K so I’ve been living in Boston for the past few days with Girlfriend. It’s been nice. Today I went to class with her and found out exactly what chlamydia does to you and that’s not a fun show. Don’t do that, that sucks. I’ve been playing firefight in Halo 3: ODST with one of her housemates while she’s not around and witnessed her beat a game before I did for...
Still alive.
The end begins.
Today I go visit Girlfriend. When I get back I leave for Disney. I may not be able to bring a computer with me. I’ll do my best to blog from my phone and other such devices but until I can get my parents to ship my computer down to me this may be all, folks.
Stay classy.
Just ran into Chris Mello in Penn Station and realized how easy it would be for us to hang out more often. Also he didn’t try to actually strangle me which is good. Also my memory was not exaggerating how goddamn tall and attractive he is.
starting manshepmonday.
2 tags
chrismello:
savagebobbytennison:
I thought one of the main points of Zelda is that link’s personality is basically “whatever you want it to be”
Yeah, that’s actually why he’s named “Link”
He’s just a link between the player and the game world
Wow I actually never made that connection.
Rich is slow blog’12
joshishollywood:
Okay how about this
Describe to me the personality of Link in Ocarina of Time without describing what he looks like, what he does, or what he is wearing
What can you really say besides “brave”
Anything you can apply to the player.
drmanitoba:
lack-of-genius:
Still of the opinion that Inception was bland and trite.
Fucking THANK YOU!
Still horribly wrong.