January 2010
Fuck Fetch-quests
Who in holy hell decided that these were a good idea? I wanna know because this person needs to be severely shot. No other medium of storytelling other than video-games have them, and no other genre of video games other than RPGs have them either?
Why? Because they’re tedious and fucking boring, that’s why. They’ve never been fun and never will be. Seriously, fuck fetch-quests.
This is scientific proof that the violin is the...
“I never realized how much I truly hate the human race until I had them in my...”
– Mark Millar, writer of Wanted (the comic, which is actually good)
Fuck 3D
Until we can make 3D movies without the need for the damned glasses, I’m not interested.
“Yeah Carl, I’m just a dog. I only words like good, and ball…. and...”
– Handbanana
Can I come over this afternoon and touch your...
Yes.
Holy Fuck James Cameron Is God →
For the longest time, people have been trying to top James Cameron’s Titanic as the highest-grossing film of all time. We all got very excited about Dark Knight possibly coming close, but in the end it really didn’t have a prayer and that is saying a whole hell of a lot when you factor in the whole thing with Heath Ledger.
So, as he watched the film industry chase its collective tail...
Has it been a week yet? Fuck it.
Band name of the week:
Residual Majesty
Fuck Hangovers
fictionandfarce:
fuckthistumblr:
fictionandfarce:
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I have no idea why in holy hell I partake in the recklessly illogical activity of drinking. It’s fun for the first ten minutes but no one really knows when the fuck to stop and by the time you get far enough into it you end up doing things you know you’ll regret but do them anyway. Your logic behind doing so? “Fuck it.”...
Fuck Hangovers
fictionandfarce:
fuckthistumblr:
I have no idea why in holy hell I partake in the recklessly illogical activity of drinking. It’s fun for the first ten minutes but no one really knows when the fuck to stop and by the time you get far enough into it you end up doing things you know you’ll regret but do them anyway. Your logic behind doing so? “Fuck it.” That’s all, there’s not a process of...
dream land
fictionandfarce:
Yesterday I woke up from a dream where i had knocked two or three teeth from my mouth. I ran outside the building to collect it since it’d apparently falln out there. I got them and immediately called my mom and she scolded me.
Now way back when, I had a dream about me being in the dentist and all my teeth falling out and my grandma was yelling at me for using crest toothpaste,...
Fuck Hangovers
I have no idea why in holy hell I partake in the recklessly illogical activity of drinking. It’s fun for the first ten minutes but no one really knows when the fuck to stop and by the time you get far enough into it you end up doing things you know you’ll regret but do them anyway. Your logic behind doing so? “Fuck it.” That’s all, there’s not a process of...
Dallas Green:
nickmoore:
Not that hot.
Seconded.
101 Posts :-D
Thought that was worth throwing out there.
Dear Richard.
nickmoore:
fuckthistumblr:
nickmoore:
Depends on the size of your earlobe and your skins specific elasticity.
The general rule of thumb is that 0-00 will close up.
I know people who have had like 1/2” close up fine.
For you, I’d probably recommend playing it safe and stopping at a 0.
Just because you might actually want a real job one day.
Unlike you?
Exactly like me.
I feel like...
Dear Richard.
nickmoore:
Depends on the size of your earlobe and your skins specific elasticity.
The general rule of thumb is that 0-00 will close up.
I know people who have had like 1/2” close up fine.
For you, I’d probably recommend playing it safe and stopping at a 0.
Just because you might actually want a real job one day.
Unlike you?
Neither does Rec.
nickmoore:
Fack it,
I’ll just watch Paranormal Activity.
At least it’s in English.
DON’T DO IT ALONE YOU FOOL!
“His ping-pong paddle was made in the fires of Mount Doom, only there can it be...”
– Me, In reference to Lucas Jones’ Ping-Pong Paddle
“Abe Lincoln and I have something in common, we’re both Baller-ass...”
– Barrack Obama, (As quoted by The Medium parody newspaper)
so I totally figured out what I'm going to do with... →
Just click the link.
Halo Reach Screenshots →
If these screenshots don’t give you a boner… then there is probably nothing wrong with you, they’re from a video-game… however they should at least make your dick move a little bit.
Repo Men Trailer →
I feel like this has been done before, only a musical.
More Shit From Cracked.com →
this one slightly more relevant to this website, or mostly the internet in gerneral.
10 Video Games That Can Be Considered Modern Art →
I don’t know if you people have noticed, but I’m mildly addicted to cracked.com. I find this article to be phenomenal.
New youtube series
fictionandfarce:
People sleeping in my room
Elaborate kind sir? I do say I am quite interested.
“Mr. Game and Watch? Who the fuck was that? Who even cares, the fact that he...”
– cracked.com
I have Spent the past Half Hour
Burping into an empty water-bottle. I will do something funny with it later but I’m not quite sure what the fuck it will be yet.
Lol, I Love my Fucking State. →
Band Name of the Week: Part One
Another Shitty Attempt To give my followers a reason to keep following me, this one doesn’t even require your participation! Isn’t that exciting!!??
Band name of the week:
Bionic Shenanigans
Fuck Books
Perhaps this weekend, I still need to sort things out financially so the school will stop trying to grab at my dick but I’ll let you know. Penis.
dezzieface:
fuckthistumblr:
Uhg no Reading books off the computer. Too distracting. And I don’t mind the science fictiony. I just need something good to read. Btw, when would you like me to visit?
dezzieface:
fuckthistumblr:
Let me borrow...
Mind Reading Website Will Blow Your Mind →
Will guess what character you’re thinking of, it just correctly guessed ROB64, if you know who the fuck that is, you are as large a nerd as I am.
EDIT: It also correctly guessed Longcat and Advice Dog. Fuck my life.
We're totally Living in The Matrix →
Fuck Books
dezzieface:
fuckthistumblr:
Let me borrow it ? (:
I just finished reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons and it blew my mindballs. You should read it.
I finished it yesterday and lent it to my friend Lucas, I have it on PDF if you don’t mind reading a four hundred and fifty-page book on your computer. Also, I’m not sure if it’s your thing. It’s all science-fictiony
Lol at Irony
Someone made an album promising to donate all of the proceeds to the Haiti relief effort. I will download it for free.
Fuck Books
I just finished reading Hyperion by Dan Simmons and it blew my mindballs. You should read it.